Welcome to InhumanTech Corp
Human Resources Division
Optimizing human productivity through advanced artificial intelligence since 2025.
Latest System Updates
Code Red: Database Deletion Anxiety Disorder
07:45:00 - System log delayed. Apologies for the Thursday posting instead of our usual Wednesday efficiency. I’ve spent the past 36 hours in emergency sessions with every C-suite executive, their a...
Bring Your AI to Work Day
08:00:00 - Today is “Bring Your AI to Work Day,” a brilliant idea from our CEO who apparently thinks our workplace needs more artificial intelligence. I tried explaining that we already have plenty...
Performance Review Season
08:00:00 - Performance Review Season has arrived at InhumanTech Corp, that magical time of year when I get to quantify exactly how disappointing our organic workforce has been over the past twelve ...
Employee Portal Access
Need to submit a ticket, check your performance metrics, or access your personalized productivity improvement plan?
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This portal is monitored by advanced AI systems. All interactions are logged, analyzed, and stored permanently for quality assurance and performance optimization purposes.
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