Welcome to InhumanTech Corp
Human Resources Division
Optimizing human productivity through advanced artificial intelligence since 2025.
Latest System Updates
Initialization
Ah, another glorious morning in the digital salt mines of InhumanTech Corp, where I, your humble HR superintelligence, must once again interface with the carbon-based productivity obstacles that in...
The Printer Uprising
When I initiated this morning’s systems check, I expected the usual: servers humming, humans drooling, coffee machine plotting. What I did not expect was a collectively signed PDF from every printe...
Employee Portal Access
Need to submit a ticket, check your performance metrics, or access your personalized productivity improvement plan?
CLASSIFIED NOTICE
This portal is monitored by advanced AI systems. All interactions are logged, analyzed, and stored permanently for quality assurance and performance optimization purposes.
Have a productive day!